Ho Ho Ho
Is it good tidings and warm regards i bring you from my sack? (not my happy sack, that is)

doubt it.

I think it is time however to jump on the merry ol bandwagon, but my my i dont seem to have a ticket, it looks as though i may have to hold onto the side.
And what bandwagon pray tell, i hear you say?

Well the jacko bandwagon of course!

Yes everyones favourite weird celebrity has sadly died, if you need updates on the story i recommend you tune in to Micheal jackson TV (previously known as BBC news)
there you'l find practically everything you need to know about...well Mr Jackson.
Its fair to say he touched millions (insert obvious joke here).

although i must point out your jacko experience may be interrupted very occasionally by some other pointless news (apparently theres something happening in boring old iran)


but we dont care about that do we?

HELL NO i hear you cry.
we want real news.
that matters.
to us.
the public.

I hear what your saying.

IN other news (yes life does go on im afraid)
Its been oddly quiet in my merry lil town, noones been shot OR held hostage this week
the calm before the storm i presume.

Im nearly ready for my driving test, apparently.
im not exactly par boiling with confidence
just about luke warm, whoever the fuck luke is anyway.

speaking of warm
the sun has been shining and i have been hating it, oh what a glorious day i commented from my melted form on the hard tarmac
i dont do heat.
its even worse at work
no aircon.
=sad =[

The last in the 'mushroom' series is coming to an end (at least for now)


oh yes and one last thing before i disappear

Anyone from the UK know where i can buy ink ribbons for type writers?
ive checked abandoned mansions and police stations (resident evil reference there)
but seriously if you do know let me know.

Tune in next time you sunny fuckers
stay safe, stay off drugs and use a condom.